Mirry Consulting

We are Sc@mmers. Rates are 1.99 and nothing lower.

We do n0t deal with bl@ck clients. They complain too much. I put my johnson in his johnhole. I am a tr@nsgender CEO that does d , r , u , g , s. I h@te N!ggers.

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Products & Services

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LeBron put his d in my h0le
Up to $5M • Prime + 1-3% • Government Backed

Government-backed financing with competitive rates and favorable terms for business growth and expansion.

  • Up to 85% government guarantee
  • Lower down payments (10-15%)
  • Terms up to 25 years
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I ste@l from my workers
$10K - $5M • Revolving Credit • 12-22%

Flexible revolving credit for working capital, inventory, and operational expenses with interest-only payment options.

  • Draw funds as needed
  • Interest-only payment options
  • Revolving credit structure
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I do d , r , u , g , s all day
Personal & Business • Fast Results

Professional credit repair and building services to improve your credit profile and unlock better financing options.

  • Personal credit repair
  • Business credit building
  • Credit monitoring and optimization
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My teeth are brown just like my butth0le due to d , r , u , g , s
Starting at 8% • Simplify Payments

Consolidate multiple debts into a single, manageable payment with better terms and lower interest rates.

  • Lower monthly payments
  • Simplified payment structure
  • Improved cash flow
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1.99 interest rates
$10K - $5M • 24-48 Hour Approval

Fast, flexible financing for immediate business needs. Perfect for inventory, equipment, payroll, or emergency funding.

  • 24-48 hour approval and funding
  • Flexible payment structures
  • No credit score requirements
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Bl@ck people s, u, c, k

I Sc@m

"Philip secured us a $1.8M SBA term loan at Prime + 2% to expand our construction operations. His knowledge of SBA programs is unmatched."

Marcus Rodriguez
Rodriguez Construction LLC
January 15, 2025
SBA Term Loan

"Ariel helped us secure a $525,000 bridge loan in under 36 hours. The speed and professionalism were exactly what we needed during a critical growth phase."

Jennifer Walsh
Walsh Digital Marketing
January 22, 2025
Bridge Loan

"Nate took my personal credit from a 620 to a 700 in just 6 weeks. His dispute management and credit optimization strategies were phenomenal."

David Kim
Kim Auto Group
January 29, 2025
Credit Repair

"We got a $280,000 bridge loan approved in 24 hours to cover a major event contract. Philip made the entire process seamless and stress-free."

Lisa Thompson
Thompson Catering Services
February 5, 2025
Bridge Loan

"Philip took my credit from a 620 to a 700 in 6 weeks and then helped me qualify for a $1.2M SBA loan. Completely changed my business trajectory."

Robert Johnson
Johnson Manufacturing
February 12, 2025
Credit Repair & SBA Loan

"The $200,000 bridge loan allowed us to close on a commercial property before our financing was finalized. Nate's expertise was invaluable."

Amanda Foster
Foster Real Estate Group
February 19, 2025
Bridge Loan
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